Lengthy Chan.

[public] Guest1 has joined the channel.
[public] Guest1: can i transfer money to my acount[D
[public] Wilco: <Genius> Hello, Guest! Welcome to TOS TrekMUSE!
[public] Wilco: <Genius> And wha
[public] Wilco: <Genius> ?
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> what account?
[public] Guest1: can i pub can i upload any passwd list
[public] Xander: <T'Lara's Kitten> ?
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> if you make a character, a password will be generated for you. You can change that later though.
[public] Guest1: can i hack any system from here
[public] Wilco: <Genius> Yes, in fact.
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> most definately not.
[public] Wilco: <Genius> We hack the FBI all the time.
[public] Wilco: <Genius> Every day.
[public] Wilco: <Genius> Yeah.
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> oh, those yes.
[public] Slate: <Bring the Pain> And the CIA.
[public] Wilco: <Genius> Especially the CIA.
[public] Xander: <T'Lara's Kitten> NSA for newbies.
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> /OUTSIDE/ accounts yes. not TOS accounts though.
[public] Slate: <Bring the Pain> lolz we r 1337 hax0r5
[Tagrith] S'Kard: <TagrithBody> let the GAMES BEGIN!
[public] Xander: <T'Lara's Kitten> but seriously though, no. hell no.
[public] Guest1: what i will do to hack a www.schoolnet.edu.lb
[public] Slate: <Bring the Pain> Alt+f4
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> just give us your IP, and we'll submit your name^D^D^D^D^D^D^D^D send you the archive.
[public] Slate: <Bring the Pain> Open up a command prompt.
[public] Slate: <Bring the Pain> When you do, type in cd .. until it just says c:>
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> Guest, page me your name, passwords, and home addres, and I'll set you up with a Platinum Account.
[public] Guest1: are you messing with me
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> who us? Never.
[public] Slate: <Bring the Pain> Nope, try it. It works great.
[public] Xander: <T'Lara's Kitten> I did THAT one at school
[public] Slate: <Bring the Pain> Just press y every time it asks you to confirm.
[public] Xander: <T'Lara's Kitten> really screwed them up
[public] Slate: <Bring the Pain> We're the 1337 of the 1337 around here.
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> if you pay by PayPal, I'll give you a 25% discount.
[public] Guest1: you mean to delete the computers
[public] Xander: <T'Lara's Kitten> naahhh
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> seriously, we're like 1337 x 10^1337
[public] Slate: <Bring the Pain> Deltree actually connects you to any website on the internet instantly. It's the backdoor that Microsoft put into Windows.
[public] Guest1: logon this host xxx.xxxxxxx.xxx.xx
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> no thanks, you come to me.
[public] Slate: <Bring the Pain> How about you logon to my site first?
[public] Slate: <Bring the Pain> www.tubgirl.com
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> you need to prove yourself first. Go break 8bit.org.
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> but tell them SNW sent you.
[public] Guest1: what is the port
[public] S'Kard: <Danny Crane> for which? 8bit or SNW? hang on...
[public] Guest1: 8bit
[public] Wilco: <Genius> ...port 80? Yeesh.
[public] Guest1: do you have a username
[public] Wilco: <Genius> There wouldn't be much of a point in getting you to break it if we just gave you a username and PW, wouldn't there?
[public] Guest1: fuck you all'

[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> does my name sound Klinky enough? or do you think I should throw a ' in there somewhere?
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Well, don't all bombard me at once with your input :P
[public] Aidoann doesn't know anything about Klingons.
[public] O'Connor: <Dex> It's simple, which is sort of a hallmark for Klingons. Too many weird characters and you folks start to drool.
[public] Grimal drools all the time anyway
[public] Aidoann: Probably doesn't have enough capital letters. ;)
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I just feel that every klink we ever see around here has far too many ''s and more than enough Capital letters :P
[public] Aidoann chuckles.
[public] Aidoann: Well... that /is/ the Klingon language. ;)
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> Gri'mA'aKal
[public] O'Connor: <Dex> Bless you.
[public] O'Connor: <Dex> Looks like the consumption is catching up to you.
[public] Grimal wipes the spit off her tunic
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> Yeah, my TB is a pain in the pass.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> you people are never happy, my klink name doesn't have enough cap letters and my Andorian name sounded to Romulan. I should just call myself Bob.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Bob the Klingon Builder
[public] O'Connor: <Dex> Can he drink it? Yes he can!
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> but that would more likely be bOb
[public] Aidoann laughs.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> b'Ob even
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> b'Ob and S'Wilco. I love Star Trek. :P
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> b'Ob da buI'lda
[public] O'Connor: <Dex> Might as well just go for b'O'ob.
Sun Jan  9 15:46:52 2005
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Oh, how cheeky!
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I prefer n'O'ob anyway
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> At the very least, 'b'Ob da buI'lda' should be somebody's comtitle.
[public] Aidoann laughs.
[public] O'Connor: <Dex> Not yours, Mr. Hooked on Phonics.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> its no wonder the klinks are always shouting, with all those caps in there
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I AM NOT SHOUTING, I'M SPEAKING KLINGON
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Gee I really need to recruit, but I hate recruiting
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> always feel so naughty
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> PDX is out of bounds after I got myself banned :)
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> But that often happens when you stick up for Othic :)
[public] Aidoann: Darth Vader... Now that's a Klingon name... d'ArTH va'Derh
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> LOL
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> l'UkE, I am your fat'Her
[public] Aidoann laughs.
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> Can't you just imagine Kirk leadning over the dying Gorkon in Star Trek VI, "Kirk...I...am...your father..."
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> explains the bad acting
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> To which Kirk replies, "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAN!"
[public] Aidoann laughs.
[public] Warner: <Don't Blame Me -- I Voted Kerry> Ha!
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Mesa bored master Obi
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Can I play a Gungan here? sucked into this universe in a freak wormhole accident?
[public] Volari: I think you'll get promptly shot.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Mesa Admiral Jubjub, you go bad bombastic
[public] Aidoann: Aww, man... I just remembered the time we emitted that in the OOC room...
[public] Aidoann: Alas, I think that's been lost...
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> lol, my inflatable couch died that day....my knitting needle got sucked into it and it went *pop* with me still sitting on it
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> A Gungan would make a crappy Admiral. Even if he was brilliant, nobody would be able to take him seriously.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I miss my inflatable couch. It was my little no-punch zone
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> Yousa bombad Klinks be stopping da shooting at me!
[public] Volari shoots Grimal.
[public] Grimal drops dunga dead
[public] Wilco decides to draw Volari's fire by singing the Enterprise theme song.
[public] Grimal screams, "No singing that song!"
[public] Volari shoots Wilco too.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> have you seen that "To Boldly go..." video on startrek.com
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> ?
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> that would make a good intro credit for enterprise
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> 'CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH...OF THE HEART!
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> I'M GOING WHERE MY HEART WILL TAAAKE ME!
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> I'VE GOT FAITH...TO BELIEVE!
[public] Volari kicks Wilco in the groin, in addition to shooting him.
[public] Wilco: <A Vote for Wilco is a Vote for Litoracee> I CAN DO ANYTHING (deep breath)
[public] Grimal draws her mek'leths and slices wilco's head off, much to her dismay it carries on singing
[public] Wilco is a soprano now.
[public] Grimal: <Kinky Klink> I always knew he was a damn android
[public] Volari puts on some steel toecaps and boots Wilco again in the groin.
[public] Wilco dies.
[public] Volari: And there was much rejoicing.

 

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