| | "When we were told to move to the Tardis, I spent several hours in stellar cartograhpy, pretending I was watching the stars on Earth." Brianne confesses, "It was nice. And everyone else was so busy moving that nobody interrupted." Frerdine pauses, and looks at Brianne a bit. "Well...technically that would be misuse of Starfleet resources, but it's so minor that I won't tell anybody..." he says, sipping his tea. Mandy begins to wonder if she should find a seat. She glances around for one. Brianne briefly sticks her tongue out at Frerdine, which is a bit odd (to say the least) considering her age and all. Nevermind that she's in StarFleet. Laughing, she shakes her head slightly. Frerdine blinks at Brianne, looking somewhat taken aback by the tongue sticking-out. He decides to have some more tea. Yes. Tea is good. Mandy finds a chair in an appropriate place, and sits on it. She continues listening to the (apparentl lack of) conversation. Brianne giggles a bit at Frerdine's reaction and sips on her lemonade. Yes, she IS odd. Frerdine said that! Frerdine sips at his tea, and then pauses. "You're alright, right, Brianne?" he asks the appropriate person. Mandy flags down the bartender, and whipers an order to him." Brianne laughs, "Of course I'm alright!" Of course she's not alright in the head. "Well...you know. Sticking tongues out, even informally...have you been to sickbay lately? Maybe you've caught something from the science lab." Frerdine seems genuinely concerned. Brianne shakes her head and laughs, "I'm fine, really." She looks at Mandy and asks, "Do I look sick to you?" Yeah. Ask an Engineer for medical advice. Good. Mandy says "Well, nothing's falling off, and no smoke is coming out. In my experience, that's a good sign. Had an oil change lately?" Dante says "Oh, yeah. And the sax destruction was all me. He has nothing in his bio that suggests any musical talent whatsoever, although he does indicate that he spent a lot of time playing 'flight simulator games'. Which is good, because the Ikarans are going to show up in fokkers and spitfires next week, and we'll need a pilot that's good at bloody barrel rolls." O'Connor raises a hand to his face, rubbing his temples. He decides to speak to Alastair. At least he makes sense. "Obviously this is a problem." he says, "I am not arguing that. However, the cruiser in mention was cloaked, and has already left Federation space." Now he turns back to the President. "Now. Unless you really want to attempt to order me to fly a few starships into Romulan space and FIND A CLOAKED SHIP --" he doesn't raise his voice, but the tone change is unmistakable --" I suggest that you bark up another tree, or perhaps take one of those extension classes where they show you cartoon graphics of how a cloak works." Since you are apparently so new at this, Madam President, I shall do you the favor of explaining to you that Starfleet is 'well' aware of the fact that we do not want Romulans or Klingons -flying around Federation space-." The Commodore pauses. "Second, unless I missed a memo between the Command Center and the docking hub, there are no Romulan shuttles that we are going to 'capture'. Especially if they were taken away under cloak. My anti-cloak glasses are in my 'other' uniform, so that's just a no-go." he stops for a moment. "Third, and I probably shouldn't have to mention this, but third -- you are the EARTH President. Unless there is some sort of state of emergency, you do not have the authority to order me to as so much as cough. I might also remind you that I am /fully/ aware of my job description, having not been born a Flag officer." Frerdine says "Science, dock us." Acknowledged: Requesting automated docking with Starbase1... Status: USS Banneker is now secured at docking bay 2. Brianne chuckles faintly, "We're now docked." Frerdine nods, presses a few buttons, then looks at Brianne. "Ah...how that funny?" he asks. Brianne glances up at Frerdine and asks, "What's that, Commander?" Frerdine explains. "You were...chuckling," he says. "When you said we were dying." Brianne looks at Frerdine oddly, "I said no such thing, Commander." Frerdine blinks, and smacks his head with the palm of his hand. "Docking," he corrects. "Sorry, I'm just...a little scrambled today." Empire Announcement from Dante: "I'm leaving in a bit. Does anyone need anything else?" Empire Announcement from Dante: "Wilco, shaddup. " Empire Announcement from Wilco: "Yeah, two whiskeys and a...screw you!" Empire Announcement from Wolf: "I need some money, and a pizza, and a builder!" Empire Announcement from Wolf: "And the Toga back... and Palin" Empire Announcement from Wolf: "ANd... um... I think that's it for now!" (OOC chatter on OGR while Wilco and Smith were roleplaying) Wilco says, "And lo, I avoid death again. :P" Othic says, "Dammit, Wilco. Go. :)" Othic says, "He [pyRite]'ll defect and we'll get the Kage back. :)_" Wilco says, "Okay, but if I die, it's your ass. :P" Wilco says, "(this is totally an excuse to kill somebody off. Otherwise, why wouldn't he come back to SB1 with us? Huh? Huh? :P)" (the meeting proceeded without incident, and Wilco was shot down by somebody else on his way back from it. Ah, irony.)' Wilco doesn't ICly like people trying to control him because HE IS NOT A ROBOT. Brianne says "Oh? Then what's this remote for? :P" Cass says "Oooo, turn him off!" Wilco says "Where'd you get that?" Brianne presses random buttons. Wilco jolts around randomly, and kisses the channel kiosk passionately. Cass ooooos and snickers. Brianne blinks, "Oops. Which button was /that/?" Slate says "The one labeled 'Kiosk Rape'." Wilco says "What, you think I know? I don't use the remot." Wilco says "e." Cass grins, "Trying pushing em all at once!" Brianne pushes all the buttons at once. Wilco moves in every direction at the same time, shoots randomly into the air, and ballroom dances. Smith says "Bring us to a stop Cadet." De'Wolfie OOCly says "Is this base moving?" Smith nods at the navigations officer, "Maintain current heading. Full speed." De'Wolfie says "Full speed, aye." Smith looks at his screens, "Navigations.. best /warp/ speed please." Ciannon whispers something to Smith. Smith whispers something to Ciannon. Ciannon whispers something to Smith. Smith OOCly says "You missed the transport a few minutes back." De'Wolfie hesitates for a moment, "Warp? sir." he asks quietly. Ciannon rises from the communications console. Wed Mar 16 22:47:15 2005 Smith nods impassivly from his station, "Yes Navigations.. warp speed. Faster then light travel. At impulse velocity, it will take us many life times that I don't have to get to Nimbus." O'Connor enters the room, blissfully unaware that this evening's conversation topic is apparently 'O'Connor: Commodore of doom'. Empire Announcement from Othic: "No screwing like bunnies!" Chamberlain OOCly looks around Kristal OOCly says "Wrong couple, Othic." Chamberlain OOCly says "LOL ahem! I thought I was the one that brought some class back to this soap opera?!?!" O'Connor OOCly slowly puts the bunny down, and zips his pants. Kristal OOCly giggles. Chamberlain OOCly says "Besides, everyone knows I'm married to the cylinder. jeesh." Chamberlain leans forward. he looks left and right conspiratorily... "I am Ensign Aldar's lover." He smirks. "Just kidding." Kristal OOCly says "ROFL! Too bad you didn't see the ooc conversation earlier, or you might not have said that." Chamberlain OOCly says "LOL! hehe wish I did. :)" Kristal giggles softly and shakes her head. Smiling widely, she says, "Well, if that is what you are into, Lt, I won't stop you." Kristal OOCly wonders if Bri will put it on her TOS Moments page. Chamberlain laughs out loud.. "Oh no... I like girls. No offense to Ensign Aldar, but I like soft and cuddly things, not strong and brutish things." Kristal nods slowly and says, "Good, I was beginning to worry about you, Lt. I wouldn't want to have to report you to Ensign Ciannon for another check up." Chamberlain shakes his head. "The Doctor, eh? You are a cruel, cruel woman!" Kristal grins widely and says in a teasing voice, "Why, Lt, I never thought you would notice. I'm flattered, really I am." Chamberlain stifles a chuckle. "The Iron Maiden. Congratualations, you have a new nickname, Chief." He leans in... "It'll be our secret." Chamberlain OOCly says "just wanted to make an OOC note here... you do _not_ pick up any interpresonal communication that Chamberlain is trying to make a move on you. I was reading some of what was said already, and saw that things may be misinterpreted!!! Sorry!" Kristal OOCly says "Don't worry. I'm not reading anything into it. I have enough potential suitors as is. :)" Chamberlain OOCly says "Yeah, I can see!! It's what made me think of just casually mentioning that OOCly." Kristal OOCly grins. Chamberlain OOCly takes Kristal's hand in his... "Kristal, darling... do not be saddened... your Elliott shall return to you someday... but my sweet, until then, please... my darling... take my heart in his stead. Let me be the one you think of, the one who can assist with engineering... let me open all your spider-filled boxes..." Kristal OOCly giggles. "Silly goose." Ciannon OOCly says "alright Kristal your killin me...what happend" Kristal OOCly giggles. Brianne OOCly says, "It's in her logs." :P Ciannon OOCly says "goofy for got to log them" Kristal OOCly says "Yeah, read my personal log this morning. I didn't log last night, but I did put what was going on in my personal log." Kristal OOCly says "db view 17/1" Ciannon OOCly says "i am" Ciannon OOCly says "dont mind us brianne we fuss allthe time" Kristal OOCly giggles. Ciannon OOCly says "O my god i told you" Ciannon OOCly says "but nooo you wouldnt listen" Kristal OOCly says "Because I like interesting plot twists, I sent an @mail to Con saying that he should feel free to try and steal me away from Aldar." Brianne OOCly o.O Ciannon OOCly says "o my gosh" Kristal OOCly giggles. Ciannon OOCly says "well at least you dont fight with him all the damn time" Kristal OOCly says "This may be my first time dating on this mu*, but this isn't my first love triangle. :)" Ciannon OOCly says "slut giggle" Kristal OOCly grins. "I don't sleep around! The other one was a love triangle not of my making, even in invitation. Ciannon OOCly says "lets see wilco/Brianne shhh matchmaking" Ciannon OOCly says "kristal/O'connor, Aldar/Chamberlain" Kristal OOCly says "Ewwww." Ciannon OOCly says "lol" Brianne OOCly eeks, "He's twice Brianne's age." :P S'Kard steps toward the door, turning once before leaving. "And Rekkhai...my belated congratulations on your appointment as Daise'Fvhilla...my apologies for being on extended duty at the time and missing the event. The Elements are with you as always." S'Kurn nods, "Hann'yyo Riov. Jolan'tru." S'Kard OOCly will try not to leave too big of a hickey on your ass. S'Kurn OOCly chuckles. Rhianha wooos...marshmellow...munches. Rhianha offers S'Kard a marshmellow too. S'Kard waves and flops on a couch. Rhianha says "Wow, we have a party going on here." S'Kard accepts the marshmallow. "Thanks doll." Rhianha smiles, "No problem, anything for my hero." TuvoQ breaks out a barrel of blood wine to help the celebrations start ;) Sedack abstains from the festivities, "I'm trying to eat healthier." S'Kard reaches over to one of the potted plants, breaks off a twig, and sticks the marshmallow on the end. Pulling out his disruptor, he torches a foot stool nearby. As the flames build, he extends the marshmallow over it. Rhianha giggles. TuvoQ says "I want to do that too!!" S'Kard grins as the marshmallow cathes fire. Bringing it back to him, leaning in to blow it out, he pauses, a mischievous grin on his face. Bending the soft twig, he releases it, sending the little sticky flaming comet whipping across the room. "Look! It's like a feddy vessel after a Stellar Run <tm> !!!" Rhianha falls over in a fit of giggles. S'Kard points at the gooey mess sliding down the wall. "I hereby christen thee, the 'USS Marshamallow'." 'S'lana OOCly says "Bridget? Who's Bridget?". Price OOCly says "My pet name for S'tok :)". S'lana OOCly says "Oh, ok.". S'Tarth says "So whatcha been up to and how long are you back for :)" S'Kard says "They called me back to handle a couple of assasinations. Speaking of which, you available to RP for a little bit? I just need to stop by the armory first." S'Tarth says "Sure" *** S'Tarth has gone into RP Mode. *** S'Tarth has left. S'Kard says "That was a joke bud. ;]" Aidoann laughs. S'Kard should tell him. S'Kard winds up and @baps S'Tarth! Current RPoll: Gorn, and the s'Mnhaell'hu women who lust after them.... ...next on Jherri tr'S'prhingehr ! Fvaen says, "I thought you told me yesterday that I should try to live longer this time?" S'Kard says, "That was yesterday...a full day qualifies as 'longer' doesn't it?" 'S'Rah runs into the docking ring.. scanning with her tricorder and looking around.. S'Kard glances up as his communicator bleeps a security alert. S'Rah notices S'Kard and comes to a stop infront of him with a quick salute she asks, "Riov, have you seen erei'Riov tr'Vaebn?" S'Kard notices S'Rah, and his face turns dark green. "EREIN! I thought you were ordered to stay on the ship at ALL TIMES!" S'Kard ignores her flustered question. "ANSWER ME!" S'Rah glances around impatiently for a moment then focuses on the Riov, "Ie Rekkhai, unless ordered by a member of command.. erei'Riov tr'Vaebn presented himself to myself and Arrain tr'Annhwi and requested us to follow him.." S'Kard regains composure, ponders for a moment, then nods calmly. "Ie, that is acceptable. Now...what was your question?" S'Kard nods, acknowledging all comments. "Yes, UFP representatives /are/ entitled to the sharing of technology found in the Firelands province, using the proper protocol stated in this pact. We were very generous offering this clause. As for our word, it has been clearly demonstrated that you can not keep yours, yet we keep ours. To put it in your coloquial terms, you are 'meowing up the wrong foliage' Stabu says "I have seen no formal communication stating that opinion." S'Kard says, "And I have not received any formal communication declaring you to be a...how do you say it? Lapdog? Yes, a lapdog for your government. Yet it is clearly a fact." <COMM:A> USS Excalibur: Human1 sends "ChR Ehks'khalibur, this is Commander Valant. Why have you crossed into Federation Space?" Ummm...the Excalibur is the ship YOU are in...you tell ME why you're in Fed space and talking all silly? S'Kard glances at Vrih with contempt. "Arrain, remove the Erein from that console, and take control of the shuttle. This is becoming far too risky." Sy'fvekh says "How rekkhai?" S'Kard glances at the operations console, looking for an override command. Seeing none, he withdraws his disruptor and changes a setting on it. "Nevermind, I found my own override command." S'Kard takes aim at Vrih and fires. Vrih is engulfed in light from being struck by the discharge of S'Kard's weapon. Vrih has fallen unconscious. S'Kard reholsters his pistol, checking the shuttle for excessive dammage. "That should do it." Sy'fvekh gulps uncontrollably. "Rekkhai...perhaps it would be best if one of the other Commanders continued my exam?" Wilco leans non-chalantly on a bulkhead, "So, Anne, now that I pretty well control the IC galaxy, do you want to go out with me?" :P AnneLions laughs. Wilco says "Is that a yes or no? :P" You say "No. :P" Wilco says "Damn. Guards, kill her! :P" AnneLions ouches. Wilco speaks in ze Gerrman acksent, "Tell me, Meess Leeeowns, do zou haav anee...familee...on Rohmuluhus? AnneLions is dead, can't answer. Wilco says "Zee old 'ded' exkuse, eh? Vell...ve haav vays of mayking you talk..."" AnneLions is still dead. Wilco gives AnneLions an offical 'Wilco-Edition' suggestive picture magazine. AnneLions is, thankfully, still dead. Wilco resurrects Anne with secret Iron Fist technology, then gives her the magazine again. AnneLions dies again. Wilco drats. AnneLions continues being dead. Wheee, it's fun being dead. Wilco has partially disconnected. *** Wilco has gone into RP Mode. *** Wilco has left. Wilco Wilco is here! The Imperial March plays over invisible speakers. Marching at the head of a great army is Fleet Admiral Roger C. Wilco, leaning the forces of the Federation to inevitable victory. The banners of the Iron Fist Party fly proudly in the breeze, and the troops occaisonally kill somebody. Just to relieve the monotony. Wilco has arrived. *** Wilco is no longer in RP Mode. *** Wilco notes that corpses don't get promoted AnneLions ohs and un-dies. AnneLions laughs at the beamin message. Wilco says "I like it. :P" You say "Hmm, one problem, though.... 'leaning the forces of the Federation to inevitable victory.'" Wilco says "One pro-Romulan comment and I beam you to a Klingon brothel. :P" AnneLions acks. Lyssa's Poll(4): Things /not/ to say to survive TOS serial killers. 1. Alyssa says "if I am not back in a couple of hours send someone to search for me" 2. "I am going to Centaurus to look for the clues" 3. Most importantly "Can I be the next victim?" Avoid saying these three things and you will live longer.. at least until you tick of the Klingons. Wilco smiles, and lifts his glass in salute before taking a drink. "I do what I can in the spirit of friendship and cooperation. Besides, I'd hate to ruin my good uniform." Aidoann laughs faintly, "Ie... it isn't a bad looking one." She gives it an appraising look, "However, I believe it matches the color of your insides, ie? So it'd be hard to tell." Wilco looks just a hair weirded out by that. He smiles, but he looks juuust a little thoughtful. "Well, I never looked at it like that before. It's true, though, now that I think about it. Hrm." Database save complete. Aidoann does not, however, seem about to pull a dagger on Wilco or anything like that. She nods, "Ie, it is an interesting choice of color." She takes a sip of her drink. Wilco looks down at his blood-red uniform. "Well, with all the Vulcans, Andorians, and such in Starfleet, I'm sure it wasn't picked with the intention of giving humans something to bleed all over. It's not like they reuse them after somebody is killed in one anyway." Fri Jan 28 00:18:32 2005 Aidoann shrugs, "But it must make it easier to launder, if one should, say, accidentally come into contact with human blood." She drains her glass and goes to fill it once again. Wilco nods, thinking over that some more and sipping his drink (he's well behind Aidoann, though. Still a fair bit left in the glass). "That's true, I guess," he admits. "Yes, that's a good point. Hrm." Aidoann nods, "Ie... very thoughtful of whoever designed them." she comments. Wilco nods in agreement. "For certain. Easy to wash if bled on, extremely good looking, comfortable and practical. I like them very much. Even the Galae hasn't got uniforms like this." He grins, and dashes the rest of his drink down his throat. Fri Jan 28 00:33:32 2005 Aidoann laughs, "Ie, we do not..." She picks up the container of ale and goes to refill Wilco's glass. Wilco nods. "Thank you," he says, referring to the drink. "I should point out, though, that from my scarce experience the Galae uniforms are very interesting, and have their value. Just not my cup of tea." He has to sound at least a little diplomatic, even as his brain gets hazy. Aidoann nods, "Ie... I do not think I would like if our uniforms were green, however. It would not be the same, even if it did hide bloodstains." Wilco nods in agreement, and grimaces at the thought. "No, that would not be particularly impressive-looking. You'd look like gigantic peapods." Wilco just looked at you. Aidoann blinks curiously, "Ie? Peapods?" Wilco nods, and tries to explain. "They're an Earth plant, long, green capsules holding a number of little green spheres. They look not unlike a Romulan Galae officer's green uniform would." Aidoann blinks again, "You think a Rihhana looks like a capsule containing a number of spheres?" (on OGR while TOS was down in Jan. 2005) O'Connor pssts @ Wilco. "You've been dead for a year." Harris says, "Heh." Othic says, "Don't let him know!" Wilco swears. Wilco says, "Well, time to become a Rommie, I guess." S'Wilco says, "There." Othic laughs. S'O'Connor says. "This doesn't work." S'Othic ****** says, "This does." S'Othic says, "WTF?" S'Othic says, "@name here doesn't require password?" S'Wilco laughs! S'Othic says, "Damm.. now you all know my password. Bastages/." S'Wilco laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs! S'Wilco is so submitting that to TOS Moments (with the password starred out) S'Othic changes all his passowrds. :) O'Connor says, "Because they're all the bloody same." S'Othic says, "Aye!"' Keating says "That command lockout thing is a wee bit irritating too. Still it stops me wiring the warp core to the toaster for that extra golden crispy setting I suppose." S'Kard says "As we all know, we must be patient with Lloann'na...they are a little slow witted."" Tihruss chokes back another laugh. Hua says "They just heard you say that, rekkhai." S'Kard nods to Hua. "Ie, the question is, will they understand it." S'Tarth says "Erein tr'Mnhaell'hu, tell me of your taining at the erredh'Fvau" S'laf says "I was trained in Romulan language, Romulan etiquette, and role playing." S'laf says "I have taken all classes in the erredh'Fvau in Starbase City." S'Tarth blinks in suprise and then says in a voice that would freeze a star "Erein, your next jest will be your last, now detail to me which console you know and in what depth"
Ky'el's Poll(3): Romulan beer, the paranoid drinkers choice, brought to you by Hasbrew. Raquel's Poll(1): Romulan beer? Ky'el's Poll(1): Valentine's Day is over so forget the chocolates. Let's get ready for the next holiday by bringing out the green beer. Happy Saint Patrick's Day. MacGyver's Poll(1): Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know just how much fat is inside. Sure you do, the FDA requires it on the nutrition label.
[Federation] Janice: when it asks for which account do I type deposit janice=130 federation credits? [Federation] Shulkiat: <Newbie> No, that's deposit shulkiat=<however much money you have> Blaze never has used the banks on TOS, so he wouldn't know. Janice says "never?" You say "Nope." Janice says "what do you do with all yer money?" You say "Keep it on me." Janice puts her hands into your deep pockets Shulkiat says "They don't pay us." Blaze gets paid. Shulkiat says "Well that's one way of getting into SFA. :P" Janice says "you need to ask for you back pay" Janice says "hehe by putting my hands into Blazes pockets" Janice rotfl Blaze facepalms. Janice grins Janice says "Okie im off to bed. see you all tomorrow" *** Janice has gone into RP Mode. ***
Sonnilah says, "This is the ChR Hvei'Knenn. We were on a mission earlier and spoke to your Lieutenant Steel. However, in the midst of our speaking, a certain..." His voice picks up a dry tone, "Cadet do you call them? Or perhaps cadet applicant? Yes, she decided that it would be most in her favor to scan our vessel repeatedly. We have decided that keeping her as a slave may hurt our peace negotiations and, if you are interested, will release her back to you. If not, I am certain we can find a hfirh that is willing to add her to their servant staff."" Blaze says "Ah, I'm assuming with the transporter scanners based on Earth?" Sonnilah says, "Ie. Earth and Luna both. Each time, the same human." Janice eyes open wide. Thoughts race through her mind, one: What if he says keep her!, Another; Her application is dead for sure and she wont be accepted to Starfleet academy after this event. Strangely a third thought comes to mind; What do romulan slaves wear.
Tesmur chuckles and says, "race please" Rodrigues smiles "Human sir, unless my mother went out with someone I don't know." Tesmur tries not to laugh as he says, "And gender?"
(Seen from K'tahx's point of view) Thelev has connected. You say "An Andorian petaQ!" Thelev says "Oh look, a worm pretending to be a Klingon. How cute." You notified T'Sha of your location. K'tahx sticks Thelev with a pain stick, sending a jolt of electricity through his body causing him to fall to the floor. Thelev Is actuall still standing up K'tahx grabs Thelev and shakes him so all his loose change falls out. K'tahx picks up the change. Giellun says "Hey guys, behave." You say "yeah, Thelev." Giellun says "Lest I start distibuting swift justice around here :-P" Giellun says "Lest your mothers recognise you in a burger." You say "gross" You say "like that fake site that Shae found" Giellun says "www.manbeef.com?" You say "yes" Giellun says "They make tasty steaks, actually." You say "it's fake" Giellun says "No, I tried them and they're tasty." You say "Yahoo lists the site under "humor/food and drink/" Thelev has disconnected.
Ishara looks at Rinok but remains where she is, just watching the crowd dancing in the middle of the mansion's yard. Rinok says "Come on, going to a party and not dancing is like going to lloann'na space and not killing any of their officers."
Chez_Kazanjian What in the hell is the purpose of keeping the Conference Room doors closed? Jeez. T'var disrupts the flow of RP to OOCly say, "I don't know.". Chez_Kazanjian Screw it. I'll just send this tomorrow. T'var says "OOC MT is in the SL through" Chez_Kazanjian Well, that door is closed, too. T'var disrupts the flow of RP to OOCly say, ":nods.". Chez_Kazanjian Every last one of the god damned doors are closed. :) Cromber OOCly chuckles. Powers disrupts the flow of RP to OOCly say, "I'll try to fix the security issues when I can.". Chez_Kazanjian Talk about issues. I'll bet I couldn't piss without setting off a alarm. | |